I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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