I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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