Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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