i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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