Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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