I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
