I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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