Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
