he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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