whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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