Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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