Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
And my parents said I crawled through the house
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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