But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
