That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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