She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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