Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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