I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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