you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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