i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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