Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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