return my video game
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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