It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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