after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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