I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
