it hurts more in the daytime
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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