We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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