is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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