She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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