I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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