I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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