BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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