where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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