Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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