She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
