Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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