Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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