I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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