who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im about as happy as oj after his trial
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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