i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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