a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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