i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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