we have officially lost it.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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