what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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