i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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