I hate your face
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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