wrigley field is MILF paradise
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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