Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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