she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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