he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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