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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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