Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
How does one acquire holy water?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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