So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She bit a glass in half.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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