I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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