I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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