Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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