Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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